You know it’s bad when the searing headache and intense sore throat of a sinus infection that made you want to die was in the good part of your week.

Last week began rough and ended rougher, what with the consumption of Bad Chili and the barfitude therein.

Let this be a warning unto you. When you think it can’t get worse, it can. Tempt it not.

Now I’m going to crawl under my desk and talk, quietly, to myself.