See this cat?

He just tried to kill me.

I stepped on him as I was coming down the stairs with armsful of laundry. As I started to tumble down the stairs, all I could think of was that Steve was going to come home on Sunday and find me dead with my head in the bookcase at the foot of the stairs.

Pardon my while I bleed all over my blog. I’m turning purple.

pseudophakia available through Lulu


Well, I predicted that I’d be able to make pseudophakia available before Independence Day, and here it is.

I would encourage anyone who has considered publishing through Lulu to do it! It’s remarkably simple, and I got a copy this morning and was really impressed with the quality. It looks like I knew what I was doing. I didn’t.

My heartfelt thanks to Gabriel, Wendy, and Howard for their help.

No rotten fruit, please!

Today I sent in my list of recordings for The Goodnight Show, and Didi invited me to make any comments I wanted. Really, all I wanted to say was “Please don’t hate me if I mangled your poem!” So I just said thank you and will keep my fingers crossed.

Julie Carter, making enemies through poetry, one reading at a time!

Some poems really are much harder to read aloud than others, and it isn’t necessarily because the sounds are particularly dense or tricky. Some poets put a “that” or an “as” where I wouldn’t, or leave them out where I would put them in, and I find myself stumbling. One poem had a mini tongue twister that I never would have noticed without trying to record it. And I’m sure my rather plain Jane interpretations aren’t what the poets were always hoping for. Still, this is a fun venture and I’m glad to be a part of it. I’ll link to the show when it airs.