Monthly Archives: April 2010

I forgot to post this one from March’s Whup-Ass challenge: Scuttled I picture him sinking now into the water, a sad trombone wah wahs along on the soundtrack. He clutches a flag and he waves it despondently. A captain goes … Continue reading →

Surely someone can make it so my body thinks pollen is actually, I dunno, chocolate or something? That’d be cool.

… Matching up real names with usernames? Facebook is always suggesting friends to me and I bet I know most of ‘em but I don’t know what names they go by on the boards. The internets is hard.

I did the Couch-2-5k program in late 2008 and have run off and on since then. Though I could do the time the program required, I am a slow runner so getting to 5k in 30 minutes wasn’t in the … Continue reading →

Whee! My arms are waving above my head in a very Kermit-y way. Well, when they aren’t typing. One hour until the dawn of the 2010 Major League Baseball season. My beloved Indians don’t play until tomorrow, 2 pm EDT, … Continue reading →

Yes, it’s time for NaPoWriMo again. If you have any poetical aspirations, or even if you just have no shame, try writing a poem a day for a month! DO IT! I DO have shame, so I’ll be sitting this … Continue reading →

No, not in court. I will be the presiding judge for my precinct for May’s Ohio primary. The power will go to my head. I haven’t found a white wig yet, but it’s just a matter of time.