Selfgoogling
Selfgoogling as a pastime’s quite inspiring.
Eponymous achievements will ensue-the anticlimax is; it isn’t you…
Rob’s blog can be found here. Check it out!
Well, Ugly and Steve are home
Ugly hasn’t eaten yet, and Steve’s been diagnosed with yet another disorder.
I think they both should be put on an ice floe. Except I love them, and putting them on an ice floe would break my heart. On the upside, getting to an ice floe would mean road trip!
Ah well. My gruff exterior hides an inside made of mush. I want them both to stick around for the rest of my life. It isn’t likely, but neither are bumblebees flying, and we know how that turned out.
Steve’s away…
… party time! Woo!
Hmm. Nope. It only works when it’s parents.
So he’s at the snoozetorium again. This time, the technician said there was a no-show, so they offered me the bed for the night. I feared they’d find something wrong with me, so I said no. I’ll regret this at 5:30 in the morning when I have to lever myself out of bed to go fetch the dratted man.
I’m always an INTP.
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INTP – “Architect”. Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population.
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It’s boring always to be the same four letters. Someday, I’ll be an XOYA. You can’t stop meeeee.
Really, though, this test nails my personality in so many sad and scary ways.
INTP
loner, more interested in intellectual pursuits than relationships or family, wrestles with the meaninglessness of existence, likes esoteric things, disorganized, messy, likes science fiction, can be lonely, observer, private, can’t describe feelings easily, detached, likes solitude, not revealing, unemotional, rule breaker, avoidant, familiar with the darkside, skeptical, acts without consulting others, does not think they are weird but others do, socially uncomfortable, abrupt, fantasy prone, does not like happy people, appreciates strangeness, frequently loses things, acts without planning, guarded, not punctual, more likely to support marijuana legalization, not prone to compromise, hard to persuade, relies on mind more than on others, calm
favored careers:
philosopher, game designer, scientist, software engineer, freelance artist, research scientist, assassin, freelance writer, physicist, software developer, mathmetician, geologist, computer scientist, philosophy professor, webmaster, slacker, medical researcher, painter, mortician, systems analyst, comic book artist, computer technician, website designer, scholar, archeologist, computer repair, forensic anthropologist, astronaut, researcher, historian, systems engineer, genetics researcher, astronomer, enviromental scientist, egyptologist
disfavored careers:
human resources, public relations, social worker, guidance counselor, health care worker, trainer, school teacher, wedding planner, movie star, hospitality worker, supervisor, child care worker, fundraiser, customer service, stay at home parent, office administrator
Really, though. Assassin? Just how many assassins do they give internet personality tests to, anyway?
But I’m going to find a way of combining assassin, slacker, and mortician into a career worth having. Woo!
Julain submission–Michelle Buchanan
Michelle has four julain entries posted on her blog here. Check them out!
Okay, so this is at least amusing
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Julie Carter!
- Julie Carter can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
- Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Julie Carter are all berries.
- Julie Carter is the smallest of Jupiter’s many moons!
- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Julie Carter Head.
- Julie Carter is the sacred animal of Thailand!
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Julie Carter.
- Devoid of her cells and proteins, Julie Carter has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
- If you don’t get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Julie Carter for the rest of the day.
- Some hotels in Las Vegas have Julie Carter floating in their swimming pools.
- Julie Carter will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
I’m faintly insulted to be considered the smallest of Jupiter’s many moons. More tiramisu and I could move up in the rankings.
As for the rubbing against people? I’m on probation now, so don’t worry.
Nothing good to say
Ugly still isn’t eating, so it looks like it’s probably the end of the road.
Every single one of those claws is embedded in me somewhere. She didn’t intend it, but she’s under my skin but good.
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Julain submission–E.A.K.
Dinosaur grease was all our joy,
our lifesblood and our sweet increase:
twilight of us and dinosaur grease…
EAK didn’t include a link to his blog, but he did send a link worth posting, so here it is.
It’s too much
Ugly has cancer. Steve has every goddamn disease known to man. A friend is getting divorced and counts on me for moral support. And I am so tired that nothing helps.
If I were truly my father’s daughter, I’d take up drinking.
Americans, read Seth’s post
It’s important, and despite Seth Abramson’s tendencies to be a bit on the loquacious side, it’s short.
So, go read this now. Go on. Shoo.