At least, that’s what the facial recognition software says.

Well, first I’m Christian Slater, and then I’m Audrey Tautou. But after that? Pure Johnny.

When my hair is long, if I put on a sock cap I look like Jay of Jay and Silent Bob fame. And you know, I think I can see the Christian Slater thing, which is horrifying in its own way.

But Johnny Cash?

I don’t think I was meant to have this information, world.