So on the radio I heard that a nearby city has decided to Fight! Terrorism! through Vigilance!

And they said they wanted people to report suspicious activities–activities like photographing bridges or wearing heavy clothes in summer.

Which means that any time Steve and I are in said city, we’re probably going to get marks put on our permanent records. Steve photographs things. I wear heavy clothes.

Please visit us in jail. Send a file to Gitmo. Remember me when I’m gone.