I’m frozen and I don’t like it one little bit.

Every year I ask for heated socks. I never get them. Dammit, if wearers of hip-waders can have heated socks, so can I!

I’ve been cold since 1999. It’s like my internal thermostat woke up one day and decided that mammalian was overrated and wouldn’t I rather be a lizard sunning on a big rock somewhere?

After six years, I think I can tell said thermostat, with some authority, hell no.