I just got a call from the world’s smallest telemarketer.

And I bought from her! Four boxes of Girl Scout cookies! Samoas and Trefoils!

They always say that once you buy from a telemarketer, your name gets out. Then everyone knows you for the sucker you are.

Telemarketer Olivia knows this and will use it to her advantage. “Buy six boxes next year, Aunt Julie, or I’ll give your name to the Brownies!”