I didn’t just call Steve a fat pig, did I?

In any case, we have returned, the unconquering unheroes. The grumpbutt is still grumping, despite being given pancakes. The grumpbutt’s cell phone stopped working. Woe.

In any case, when he’s grumpy, he’s healthy enough. It’s when he gets listless and compliant that I worry. Oh, who am I kidding? I worry all the damned time.