My dinner will never be ready, as I started with Giant Frozen Chickens!
The package of chicken had the most ginormous chicken parts I have ever seen. Multiple giant chicken parts, requiring multiple giant chickens. Mutant chickens. We had too much, so I froze some and now am trying to thaw pieces of Giant Mutant Frozen Chickens, probably from Skull Island.
Soup. I think I’ll have soup. This will allow me to shred the GMFC instead of contemplating their hugeness further.
I had chicken tonight! Uh, they were prepared hotwings from the market.
But were they Giant Prepared Hotwings? King Cluck Wings? Did they take a whole bottle of sauce per wing?
Maybe I was eating turkeys without knowing it.