The plastic surgeon looked normal but sounded ridiculously young. I was studiously not watching the goings-on that involved debridement, which is French for “this is gonna hurt,” and kept thinking I was trapped in an episode of “Head of the Class.” Yes, that young.
In any case, plastic surgery! We didn’t ask if they’d do a 2-for-1 and laser Steve’s eyebrows off or something. Then he could be like a girl I used to know who tweezed her eyebrows and eyelashes and then painted them back on.
I know this is not a laughing matter, but I almost fell out of my chair at your definition of ‘debridement’. Reminds me of a medical school saying:
“debride is for de wound, de bride is for de groom.”
Good luck to your hubby.
We’re so far into this that everything’s a laughing matter. And it’s looking like we’ll hit six months before all is said and done!