Are intentionally ugly? Like the person who picked them out wanted to make sure her in-laws didn’t come for an extended visit or something?
The tub is baby blue. That’s bad.
But the doors are three panels of baby blue plastic, with an embossed design that looks straight out of an anatomy book.
And each edge of the embossing seems to grab all passing water spray and transform it into a lime deposit that could be cut into blocks and used to make a courthouse!
Woe.
Ah yes – the pastel bathroom. My grandmother had one in her house when I was a kid that was entirely pink tile – the tub, the sink, all the walls, the floors. It was like Barbie on Pepto-Bismol.
Got your book yesterday! I put two poems (“sprung” and “Good Friday”) up on my site, they’re
here.
Hey, my grandma had the all pink bathroom, too. I bet it isn’t easy to get a pink or baby blue tub these days!