The World Series starts in a few hours. Last year, I didn’t watch more than a few innings, but this year I can wholeheartedly root for the Tigers. I even have a Tigers hat that sits awkwardly on the giant melon I call my head.

I can’t quite root for Kenny Rogers, but the Tigers represent the AL Central. I hate to make a prediction since I may whammy them, but I think they’ll win handily.