Rules for shunning

Someone found my blog by searching for “rules for shunning.” I am so gonna write some.

1. First you find a reason to shun.
2. If you can’t find a reason to shun, you make one up.
3. Proceed to shun.

Yeah, I think this needs a little work.

6 thoughts on “Rules for shunning”

  1. I just had someone show up at “The Jackdaw’s Nest” searching for “hairy naked.” Oddly, it’s the second time. Jeez.

  2. God, that is so good. Once I got “melisa was thrown against a wall.” Yes, early and often I am thrown against a wall.

  3. If you got some buttons in there, it might work better. Popular culture seems to think that buttons are essential.

    And hey, if you do work the buttons in, just think how many people you could shun.

  4. Your shunning rules are hilarious.
    You could set them to music-ala Mamas and Papas:

    Shunday, shunday,
    La, la, la-la,la la…

    Shunning is a rather dramatic word, isn’t it?
    Imagine someone seriously saying, wrist to forehead, palm facing outward:
    “oh, woe is me, I’ve been shunned”
    or:
    “Speak no more, else I shall shun thee…”

    When someone shuns ME, I make it a policy to ignore them…

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