How is it possible to ruin a little tub of macaroni and cheese?

For an inexplicable reason, I decided to break my fast with mac and cheese. Microwaved mac and cheese.

It was loathsome.

And I’m no food snob. I’ve been accused of having no taste at all, so it can’t be that.

And I’m also a child of children of the depression, so I’ve learned that the greatest sin after wearing white before Memorial Day is throwing food away. Starving orphans!

A starving orphan would smack me in the head if I donated this stuff.