I didn’t realize how hermity I’ve been until I got an email wondering if I had been kidnapped by aliens.

Nyet! I am here. Just being incredibly lazy and off-kilter from the prolonged vacation from work. It’s going to be such a shocker to go back.

I kinda sorta thought I might have a chance to write. But no. I have nothing to say, it seems.

I could write a julain about how I smashed my finger in a cupboard door earlier today. Let’s see.

Showing their teeth

The cupboard doors have never met so well
as when they had a chance to crush my hand.
I start to think they had this whole thing planned.

Or perhaps:

Hay(na)ku for a cupboard door

Remember,
I could
adopt a termite.