Instead of cake, I had a birthday banana split.

I think the banana split is pretty good, but could use some refining.

I’m thinking cherry topping instead of chocolate for one of the little mountains.

And there should be pistachios involved somewhere. Add a little salty to the sweet.

Hot diggity.

My joints are spreading a rumor that I’m OLD. I have been unable to convince them otherwise. I need a Snopes page.