… you buy it by the case.

I can’t heeellllp it! For some reason, Marzetti’s Fat Free Italian Dressing isn’t available locally any longer. So I’m going straight to the source of this veritable crack of salad dressings.

My problem is I don’t like sweet dressings and I don’t like oily dressings. Which leaves me with Marzetti or air. And air is boring.