Or at least round the world of Appalachia. We went on a whirlwind five day tour of Ohio and nearby states, if Georgia counts as nearby.

Jiggety jig.

I’m so sleep deprived I’ve moved beyond tired and into “Did you see that giraffe? It just ate a Kia!”

Speaking of Kias, we rented one for our roadtrip. By the end, I was just calling it “Kia.” “Kia and I have decided we don’t like mountains and we hate this mountain especially!” (This after an hour or so wandering about on a mountain after a fallen tree disrupted our plans.) Cruelly, I scraped Kia’s fender. I’m sorry, Kia. I’m sure I’ll end up repaying you with many dollars.