“Julie, did you turn off the hot water?”
“Fnnhwhuh?”
“There’s no hot water. Did you turn it off and not turn it back on when you were fixing the bathroom?”

Okay. There are undoubtedly worse things to hear when you’ve just been woken up out of a deep sleep. Things involving meteors, cat vomit, or heart attacks would be worse.

And yet hearing there’s no hot water is just gross. It made my teeth itch.

Steve, on the other hand, went right back to sleep after making his announcement.

Ah. Men.

It was just the pilot, by the way. All water is toasty in the Carter abode. Toasty like… toast.

I think I’m going to wake him up in the morning and say, “Steve! Steve! There’s a spider on your face!”

He’ll be up for hours.