For some reason, the song “Peppermint Twist” has been in my head all morning. I was doing a version of the twist across my bedroom, careening from doorway to closet back to doorway and out into the hall, with hops at regular intervals. I didn’t know I was actually doing the Peppermint Twist, but I was. Now with more flailing.

(Does the guy on the left have the biggest head in history or is the image just that distorted?)