Handy

The dryer sounds like cinematic
brontosaurus. Jesus riding. But wine
would stain. I’ll reconsider. Maybe Moses
sending waters off. This is post
Pharaoh’s bullshit with the blood,
right, Mo? But still the dinosaur
leads to its own difficulties, fighting
off paleontologists who want to ET
him in a bubble, and Denis
(I’ve named him Denis)
doesn’t like plastic or needles,
no, he doesn’t like needles at all. Phil
the trilobite would be easier. Fuck Phil,
really, just wiggling a bit in the blower
wheel. No Jesus. No nothing.