I went to the post office to pick up the Amazon books I had ordered. I got there at 5:10. They put a slip in my mailbox instead of giving me one of the keys to the jumbo mailboxes. They closed at 4:30 and won’t be open again until Friday.

I went to the library to pick up the seven (7)! books I had on hold. I got there at 5:15. They closed at 5 and won’t be open again until Monday.

Oh, this is bad, people. This is gnawing on electrical cords bad.